Choonage....

So been having a look thru the archives (of my mind....) and found a few classic Rob hits - with a twist!
See what you think....

"Live Thru A Lens"

Wake up on Saturday morning
You normally feel like yawning
But not this weekend
We're seeing "Live thru a lens"

Crew's just so Saucy; Rena's all Randy,
Got lots of beer in, not drinkin' shandy!
Sam is real scrumptious - she'll have a double measure with friends!
Lou is quite lusty, Debbss is so dirrty
Don't forget Paula; shes just bleedin Pervy
Pleasure at leisure make ours a double measure with friends!

Just because we ain't double barrelled
Don't mean we haven't travelled far
To get to this bar!
Oh no there's quite a queue here
I hope the Voddy will last all night, oh shite!

Wake up on Saturday morning
You normally feel like yawning
But not this weekend
We're seeing "Live Thru a Lens"
And now our families' suspicious
Because we ain't washed the dishes
Still a pile there, well we don't care!

Olympics for lay-dees, good job were not babies!
We're looking real cool, makin' the blokes drool,
All down at Port Vale,
The Messiah, we're gonna hail!
He don't sound funny; he looks like a honey
From what we've seen he's well worth the money...
And you know he's a class act, star quality Richie don't lack!

Just because we ain't double barrelled
Don't mean we haven't travelled far
To get to this bar!
Mix a few Vodka & Cokes dear, an play us what we want to hear
We're behavin like "Hens" - watchin Live Thru a Lens
You're scared of PV lay-dees?
You're thinking that they're all crazy?
But just like you, they're a bit mad too!

Wake up on Saturday morning
You normally feel like yawning
But not this weekend
We're seeing "Live thru a lens"
And now our families' suspicious
Because we ain't washed the dishes
Still a pile there, well we don't care!

The Road to Liverpool

Save me from drowning in Irish seas
In Liverpool we'll have our tea....
What a lovely Good Friday
There's plenty funny things to say

This little song should bring the sun
But it won't shine until we've sung
We'll shop and lunch and hit the streets
A real cool place for a PV meet....

All the wine we bought was Rose'
All I brought in me bag got broken
On the Road to Liverpool (yay...!)
Ev-er-y train leads to Lime Street
Nan trekked thru town on her two feet
And didn't get lost along the way!!!

Bomb bomb bomb baa daa dom bomb bomb
Bomb bomb bomb baa daa dom bomb bomb
Bomb bomb bomb baa daa dom bomb bomb
Bomb ba dom....

There's nothing left for us to drink
A bunch of alchies; you would think!
Sink cocktails down in Est Est Est
Their Peach Bellinis are the best!

We like to sleep in the Holiday Inn
After watching Robbie Sin Sin Sin
Look at our DVDs and cheer
Coz maybe then we'll drink more beer!

Every meet we've ever planned
Has been real great and turned out grand
More Port Vale meets are on the way
Ev-er-y time fun doesn't lack
We party hard and have great craic
And thats the way that it will stay!

Bomb bomb bomb baa daa dom bomb bomb
Bomb bomb bomb baa daa dom bomb bomb
Bomb bomb bomb baa daa dom bomb bomb
Bomb ba dom....

Save Pervy - drowning in fountains
We'll be doing the grape challenge
What a lovely Good Friday
Scrumptious will soon be on her way.....

Millennium

We've got trains directing our fate
And we're praying the plane wont be late
PV Meet Up.....

Some say that we are nutters
Some say that we are barmy
but we're the force behind the crazy Port Vale meet up army
Gotta drink it down... and not fall down

Run around on Thursday
Packing up our case and bag
We hope Friday comes round quickly
And this week it just don't drag
Then rise and shine;
Party like its '99....

Huh huh.... ha haa....

We've got trains directing our fate
And we're praying the plane wont be late
Cause we know it's a great social date
PV Meet Up....

We're going to see Tim sing live
With the R-W-E
We're going to Port Vale FC,
And sit in Robbie's seat
Some friends, they are all so cynical
Refuse to see the facts....
We're great mates, the Crew,  coz us girls have made a pact!

We've got trains directing our fate
And we're praying the plane wont be late
Cause we know it's a great social date
PV Meet Up....

Come and have a go if you think you can drink Vod-ka.....(X2)

PV Meet Up (X2)

We've got trains directing our fate
And we're praying the plane wont be late
Cause we know it's a great social date
PV Meet Up

And when we meet we always have a laugh
I often think we all were born right daft
Peas in a pod...we all get on mighty fine... (X2)

We've got trains directing our fate (PV Meet Up)
And we're praying the plane wont be late (PV Meet Up)
Cause we know it's a great social date (PV Meet Up)
PV Meet Up
PV Meet Up.....

And we won't stop!

Rena's Lovelight

What are you supposed to do?
You not going to Down Under...
You're off to Florida
And your nerves are starting to show
You'll be fine on the flight
Just don't stop to wonder....
A little voddy on the plane
Will make all the time just flow

[chorus]
And we wanna know
Rena, when you're with us...
What are you getting up to?
Making a lot of noise!
Turnin' your stereo up again
What will the neighbours think?
We all know what you're doing!
We know it's not house chores!
Turnin' your music up again

(You did it again, did it again)

Rena we're really sure,
You're a bleedin nutter!
Wouldn't have you any other way
We love the fun that you bring...
Lay-dee you're on the phone
Texting away to Paula
Do you think you're 2 peas in a pod?
You know damn well that we do...

[chorus]
And we wanna know
Rena, on your birthday
Will you be perving and droolin?
Over some Robbie pics
Back in the naked thread again
Or readin some tabloid mix?
Gettin all hot and steamy
Making you feel so warm
Back in the naked thread again

Rena don't turn Rob's music down
Coz we just know
At Port Vale you loved to dance around
Grapes; we need more
Coz the challenge ain't easy girl
But dunno what we can do
Cause we found
You'll beat us next time around!

Keep you shining... your lovelight
You did it again....
Keep you shining... your lovelight
You did it again....
Keep you shining... your lovelight
You did it again....
Keep you shining... your lovelight
You did it again....

And we wanna know
Rena, on your birthday
Will you be perving 'n' droolin?
Over some new Rob pics
Back in the naked thread again
Or readin some tabloid mix?
Gettin all hot and steamy
Making you feel so warm
Back in the naked thread again