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Saturday, 14 August 2010

Randoms that Don't Fit into Choonage!

Also found these pearls of wisdom - you gotta larf!


The A to Z of PV Meets

A is for Aeroplane which I am getting on....
B is for Boa, we're gonna have some fun.

C is for Coke to go with the Vodka

D is for Debs, she's rather Dirty, ya.

E is for Experience... The R-W-E

F is for Feathers...go see letter B!
G is for The George, thats where we're gonna stay!

H is for Halo; we're all Angels at play!

I is for Internet; plan our meets, you bet.

J is for Journey...soon we'll all be set.

K is for Keith...he's sometimes known as Steve

L is for LotsOfDrink, if stories are believed!

M is for Miles, how far we gotta travel?
N is Night Out, with the PV rabble!

O is for Outfit, we're gonna look real hot!

P is for Paula, she is Pervy A LOT!!

Q is for Quiet... of course we all are...

R is for Randy...Rena's our little star!
S is for Scrumptious... just me, thats Sam

T is for Tim, he's the singer of the band.

U is for Uproar... we promise we won't cause!
V is for Vale - thats where they kick the balls!

W is for Williams. we like to call him Robbie

X is for X-Rated, perving is our hobby!

Y is for Yarn... there's one we all can tell

Z is for Zany, why we get on so well!

So now you've seen what PV meets
Mean to me, you see
I've gone thru the list
From A, through to Z

Most of all PV meets mean
That good times are ahead.
Staying home? No thanks...
I'm loving PV meets instead!

An Ode to the Crew

Paulas off for a soak
Coz its no joke
The bath made a flood,
The ceilings a Dud
But with PV power
She can still have a shower
So we sent her to a hut,
No we’re not all nuts
For pizza to eat
Coz she deserved a treat!

Rena Rena, she a scream
Busy keepin her house clean
Working hard all day long
Not too busy to hear Robs song.
Likes to chill and have a soak,
Good for the laugh; good for a joke
Partial to the odd voddy
Not so keen on a hot toddy
Don’t call her Randy for nowt
You better watch out when shes about!!!

Dirty Debs is looking fine
She doesn’t really drink much wine
Shes more of a vodka girl
And after a few she’ll give us a twirl.
Loves the footie, a Hammers fan
Her bloke Mickey drives a big van.
Also loving the bloke from Stoke
On facebook she’ll give you a poke
Shes really is a great gal
Another smashing PV pal!

Hello Louise, remember me?
Scmptious from Port Vale you see
I had to write you a song
Coz I know youre at it all day long..
Working all the day and night
Sometimes putting up with shite
But still can smile and have a laugh
You can tell she’s a real Taff(y)
Loving Rob and the Take That lads
In the naked thread, shes really bad!
Louise is cool shes really sound
But doesn’t have many welsh pounds!!


Robbie's Prayer

Our father
Who art in Stoke
Hallow be thy Robbie
Thy Millenium come
Thy Rudebox be done
On earth as it is in Vale.

Give us this day our daily voddy,
And forgive us our pervyiness
As we forgive those that perve against Rob
And lead us not into temptation
For Vale is the kingdom
The "Angel" and the glory
For ever and ever
Tr-ipp-in.

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